FUNNEL AUTOPSY ( Get Diagnosis for your Business)
Stop guessing what's wrong with your funnel.
Find the leak. Understand why it's happening. Know what to fix first.
You may be getting attention but not enough enquiries.
You may be getting enquiries but not enough sales.
You may have a good offer but people aren't buying.
Or you may simply know that something isn't working — but you don't know what.
That's where Funnel Autopsy comes in.
Get your Funnel Autopsy — ₦10,000
You don't always have a marketing problem.
Sometimes the problem is somewhere else.
You may think you need:
- More followers
- More content
- More ads
- A new website
- A lower price
- Another course
- A better landing page
But what if that's not actually the problem?
If you fix the wrong thing, you can spend more money, create more content and make more changes — without fixing the actual leak.
Funnel Autopsy helps you step back and investigate the whole journey.
What exactly is a Funnel Autopsy?
A Funnel Autopsy is a personalized diagnosis of your customer journey and conversion system.
I look at what you're currently doing and investigate the journey from:
ATTENTION → INTEREST → ENQUIRY → FOLLOW-UP → PURCHASE
I'll look at the information you provide, your relevant links/materials and the way your current process works.
Then I'll help you understand:
WHAT'S HAPPENING
What is currently happening in your customer journey?
WHERE THE LEAK IS
Where are potential customers getting stuck, dropping off or losing interest?
WHY IT'S HAPPENING
What could be causing the problem?
WHAT TO FIX FIRST
Which problems deserve attention before you start changing everything else?
WHAT TO DO NEXT
What is the most appropriate next step based on what your business actually needs?
What I'll investigate
Your Funnel Autopsy can look at areas such as:
1. Your Offer
Is what you're selling clear, relevant and easy to understand?
2. Your Customer
Are you speaking clearly to the right people and their actual problem?
3. Your Traffic
Where are potential customers coming from?
4. Your Call To Action
Do interested people know exactly what to do next?
5. Your Lead Capture
What happens to people who show interest but aren't ready to buy?
6. Your Customer Journey
What happens from the moment someone discovers you until they become a customer?
7. Your Follow-Up
What happens to people who enquire but don't buy immediately?
8. Your Conversion Process
Where are potential customers dropping off?
9. Your Payment Process
Can someone easily complete their purchase when they're ready?
10. Your Post-Payment Journey
What happens after someone becomes a customer?
This is NOT another course.
You don't need another 20 videos telling you how funnels work.
You need someone to look at your actual situation.
Funnel Autopsy is about diagnosis before implementation.
You get clarity on the problem before spending more time, money or energy trying random solutions.
What you receive
After you complete the intake form and provide the relevant information, I'll review your situation and provide a personalized diagnosis.
Your Funnel Autopsy includes:
✓ Funnel diagnosis
A clear assessment of what may be happening in your current customer journey.
✓ Major leaks identified
The areas that appear to be creating the biggest problems.
✓ Why the leaks matter
Understanding how those gaps can affect your customer journey and conversions.
✓ Priority fixes
What you should address first instead of trying to fix everything at once.
✓ Recommended next steps
A practical direction based on what your business actually needs.
What happens after you pay?
It's simple.
STEP 1 — PAY
Purchase your Funnel Autopsy for ₦10,000.
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STEP 2 — COMPLETE THE INTAKE
You'll receive a detailed questionnaire asking about your business, offer, customers, traffic, customer journey, follow-up and sales process.
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STEP 3 — SHARE YOUR EVIDENCE
You'll have the opportunity to provide relevant links and materials such as:
- TikTok
- Website
- Landing page
- Sales page
- Checkout
- Ad creatives
- Screenshots
- Other relevant materials
Never send passwords or private login credentials.
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STEP 4 — I INVESTIGATE
I'll review the information you've provided and look for the gaps and friction points in your customer journey.
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STEP 5 — YOU GET YOUR DIAGNOSIS
You'll receive your personalized findings and recommended next steps.
Who is Funnel Autopsy for?
Funnel Autopsy is for you if:
You have a business but sales aren't where you want them to be.
You're getting enquiries but too few people are buying.
You're getting attention but not enough enquiries.
You have an offer but you're not sure if it's positioned properly.
You're running ads but aren't happy with what happens after the click.
People show interest and then disappear.
You have a funnel but don't know where it's leaking.
You don't even know whether you have a proper funnel.
That's okay.
You don't need to know what's wrong.
That's the point of the Autopsy.
What Funnel Autopsy is NOT
❌ It's not a guarantee of more sales.
A diagnosis cannot guarantee a particular business result.
❌ It's not a full implementation service.
I'll identify what needs attention. Implementation is a separate service.
❌ It's not a generic funnel course.
This is about your business and your customer journey.
❌ It's not about selling you everything I offer.
If your problem can be solved by making a simple change yourself, that's what I'll tell you.
If you need deeper support, I'll explain the appropriate next step.
What happens after the diagnosis?
You have options.
You may be able to take the recommendations and fix things yourself.
Or, if you need support, we can determine whether you need:
BUILD WITH ME
We work together to build or fix the system.
DONE FOR YOU
I handle the implementation for you.
ADS / MARKETING
If the actual problem is traffic or acquisition, we address that.
AUTOMATION / SYSTEMS
If the problem is follow-up, lead management or repetitive processes, we look at the appropriate system.
The diagnosis comes first.
Why start with diagnosis?
Imagine going to a mechanic because your car isn't moving properly.
You don't want the mechanic to randomly replace the engine, tyres and battery.
You want them to find the problem first.
Your business can be the same.
Before you:
change your offer → redesign your website → run more ads → create more content → lower your price
find out what actually needs fixing.
You don't need to fix everything.
You need to fix the right thing.
Funnel Autopsy helps you move from:
"Something isn't working."
to:
"This is what appears to be wrong."
then:
"This is what I need to fix first."
Get Your Funnel Autopsy
₦10,000
Personalized funnel and customer-journey diagnosis.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Do I need to have a formal funnel?
No.
If customers currently find you through Instagram, WhatsApp, referrals, TikTok, your website, physical location or another channel, there is still a customer journey to investigate.
You don't need to know what your funnel is before purchasing.
Do I need to be running ads?
No.
Funnel Autopsy can investigate businesses getting customers through organic content, referrals, WhatsApp, social media, websites, events, paid advertising and other channels.
Will you build my funnel for me?
Not as part of the ₦10,000 Funnel Autopsy.
The Autopsy is the diagnosis.
If you need implementation after the diagnosis, we can discuss Build With Me or Done For You support.
Will you guarantee more sales?
No.
The purpose of the Autopsy is to identify problems and recommend what to address. Business results depend on implementation, market conditions, offer-market fit, traffic quality and other factors.
What do I need to provide?
You'll complete an intake questionnaire and can provide relevant links and materials that help me understand your current system.
You don't need to provide passwords or private login credentials.
How long does the process take?
Your first step after payment is completing the intake form. The review begins after the required information and materials have been submitted.
What if I don't know what's wrong?