UPSIDE DOWN

What if fraternities were only interested in slapping girls’s buttocks; what if impregnating a woman out of wedlock wasn’t regarded as a do or die affair; what if problems with the cops were settled with dance battles; what if criminals were old men and young men were generally without much courage; what if beautiful girls actually fell in love with loser kind of guys; what if we had the luxury of not being responsible for anything in our lives for a period of time; what if criminals were this easy to apprehend? I think life would be way easier if this was the case. I hope you enjoyed my ridiculous, comedic effort.