Breaking Records in Pyjamas

Breaking Records in Pyjamas is a wildly imaginative, laugh out loud, heart warming tale written by Kenneth Chidinma Sarah Gnambie and Kenneth Davidson Okechukwu Diboty, stitched together with dreams, naps, and more Caprisonne than any doctor would recommend.

Meet Chimdiuto sixteen years old, gloriously lazy, and proudly unbothered by the hustle of Owerri. While the world runs, she sleeps. While classmates chase grades, goals, and glory, she chases the softest pillow and the longest nap. But hidden beneath her legendary laziness lies a dream so ridiculous it just might be genius: to become the fastest cook on the planet and the fastest Caprisonne drinker alive.

Armed with nothing but her imagination, a room full of empty juice packs, and the confidence of someone who believes even God understands her need for five more minutes, Chimdiuto embarks on a journey no one saw coming including herself.

Across forty hilarious, surprising, and downright impossible chapters, Chimdiuto battles deadlines, competitions, family expectations, nosy neighbors, and her greatest enemy of all: getting out of bed. From her mothers rolling eyes to the buzzing chaos of Owerri, from world record dreams to noodle fueled determination, this is a story about the strange power of believing in something even if you believe it while half asleep.

Breaking Records in Pyjamas is a celebration of unlikely ambition, youthful rebellion, and the idea that greatness does not always come dressed in hustle and sweat. Sometimes, it comes wearing pyjamas.

If you have ever had a dream that made no sense but still refused to let go

If you have ever struggled to get out of bed but still wanted to change the world

If you love stories that are funny, heartfelt, relatable, and wonderfully absurd

Then welcome to the world of Chimdiuto Owerri’s laziest girl and its most unpredictable future legend.

Get ready. Keep your snacks close. And guard your Caprisonne.

She is about to wake up just enough to try to make history.